Funny Valentine Lyrics – Ax, the Hatchetmen
“Funny Valentine” is an English song by Ax and the Hatchetmen, released on September 25, 2026, in the album Stick & Poke. The artist Ax and the Hatchetmen is responsible for singing, composing, and writing lyrics of the release. Inclusion of the artist as the vocalist, composer, and lyricist for the song demonstrates how he has participated in the musical and lyrical composition of the song. The title “Funny Valentine” forms an interesting and captivating concept, and it reflects topics like romance, fondness, humor, relationship, and emotions. The combination of the words “Funny” and “Valentine” in the song title makes it unique. The song “Funny Valentine” belongs to the album Stick & Poke in terms of its English music style. The title “Funny Valentine” is a result of the work done by Ax and the Hatchetmen as vocalists, composers, and lyricists.
Funny Valentine Song Info
| Song Information | Details |
|---|---|
| Singer | Ax and the Hatchetmen |
| Composer | Ax and the Hatchetmen |
| Lyrics | Ax and the Hatchetmen |
| Album | Stick & Poke |
| Release | September 25, 2026 |
| Language | English |
Funny Valentine Song Lyrics
If the glass is half full
I’m gonna choke on optimism
‘Cause I’ve got a taste in my mouth of the downs
Never drowns in indecision
I kept on thinking you’d show
Still you don’t give me no reason
Now, I don’t wanna wonder where you are
I don’t wanna wander in your heart
Valentine, loved me the whole week
No reply, so fucking lonely
Almost was, should’ve been
Laughing at your lies again
But never mind, back to old sheets
Out at night, circling the same streets
You’re so funny, Valentine
You’re so funny, Valentine
I wish the joke was on you
I’m still the one who will wear it
‘Cause you come with layers of cruel
Like a cake of mascara
You say you need me, you don’t (You say you need me, you don’t)
Well it’s the end of an era
‘Cause I don’t wanna wonder where you are
I don’t wanna wander in your heart
I don’t wanna wonder where you are
I don’t wanna wander in your heart
Valentine, loved me the whole week
No reply, so fucking lonely
Almost was, should’ve been
Laughing at your lies again
But never mind, back to old sheets
Out at night, circling the same streets
You’re so funny, Valentine
You’re so funny, Valentine
Oh, was it just a dream?
Need your crooked teeth
To bite into my life again
And leave me wanting
Valentine, loved me the whole week
No reply, so fucking lonely
Almost was, should’ve been
Laughing at your lies again
But never mind, back to old sheets
Out at night, circling the same streets
You’re so funny, Valentine
‘Cause you’re so funny, Valentine
You could never let me in
I’m afraid this is the end
You could never let me in
I’m afraid this is the end
Funny Valentine Song Video
